The Upside to Being a College Student

A list of reasons why it's good to be a college student:

• access to super giant campus libraries
• built in excuse for why you can't go to your second cousin twice removed's baby shower (etc)
• expansion of knowledge (guess I should throw that in there)
• campus resources for just about EVERYTHING
• a million volunteer opportunities at your fingertips
• 50% off at Urban Outfitters --- wait what?---